* Don't you just love it when you're woken up by barking orders and screams... Screams that you have no idea what they're about because you were asleep for half of it, so you get more screams for "not listening"?

I'm sorry, but it's kind of hard for me to listen when your voice level is above a dog's range of hearing. I'm right next to you. You can speak normally.

* Don't you just love it when you do some cleaning around the house, but then you start feeling sick so you decide to take a nap before finishing the rest, and not even five minutes into your nap someone comes home and screams at you for "not doing anything all day but laze on the couch" and repeatedly calls you lazy?

I'm sorry, but you were gone for 8 hours of the day, a lot goes on in 8 hours, just because I was asleep when you got home doesn't mean I slept all day.

* Don't you just love being yelled at for not doing the cleaning that you were going to do, yet when you try to do it, you get yelled at more as they complain that "if you want something done you have to do it yourself"?

I'm sorry, but I can't very well do the cleaning you want me to if you've already got it done. That's sort of impossible.

FUCK.